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Page 3 Q. Why did the tightrope walker go to the bank? A. He wanted to check his balance! Submitted By: A.C.E _________________________________________________ Q. Why did the turtle cross the road? A. To get to the Shell station. Submitted By: JJ _________________________________________________ Q. Why did the monster take a ruler to bed? A. To see how "long" he slept! Submitted By: JJ _________________________________________________ Q. If Tommy Pickle's cousin was a sandwich, what kind would she be? A. A peanut-butter Angelica sandwich! Submitted By: JJ _________________________________________________ Q. How do you know a clock is hungry? A. It goes back for seconds! Submitted By: DJ _________________________________________________ Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Submit a Joke Email this page |