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Page 2 Herry: Why do u have a hot dog behind your ear? Jason: Oh no! I must have eaten my pencil for breakfast! Submitted By: sophia _________________________________________________ Q. What happened to the wooden car that had a wooden engine and wooden wheels? A. It wooden go! Submitted By: tinalee _________________________________________________ Q. How do you make a handkerchief dance? A. put some boogie into it. Submitted By: geleen _________________________________________________ Q. What do you get when 15 out 20 bunnies in a row hop backwards? A. A receding hairline! Submitted By: Fantaztik 4 _________________________________________________ There were 3 men called trouble, shut-up, and manners. Trouble went missing so shut-up and manners went to the police station. Manners waited in the car when shut-up went in. Shut-up went over to the desk and the police man said. Police Man: "What's your name?" Shut-up: "Shut-up" Police Man: "Where's your manners?" Shut-up: "waiting in the car" Police Man:"Are you looking for trouble?" Shut-up: "How did you know?" Submitted By: A.C.E _________________________________________________ Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Submit a Joke Email this page |