Herry: Why do u have a hot dog behind your ear?
Jason: Oh no! I must have eaten my pencil for breakfast!
Submitted By: sophia
Q. What happened to the wooden car that had a wooden engine and wooden wheels?
A. It wooden go!
Submitted By: tinalee
Q. How do you make a handkerchief dance?
A. put some boogie into it.
Submitted By: geleen
Q. What do you get when 15 out 20 bunnies in a row hop backwards?
A. A receding hairline!
Submitted By: Fantaztik 4
There were 3 men called trouble, shut-up, and manners. Trouble went missing so shut-up and manners went to the police station. Manners waited in the car when shut-up went in. Shut-up went over to the desk and the police man said.
Police Man: "What's your name?"
Police Man: "Where's your manners?"
Shut-up: "waiting in the car"
Police Man:"Are you looking for trouble?"
Shut-up: "How did you know?"
Submitted By: A.C.E
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